Sorta.The Pi is currently busier than she should be.
I have 3 jobs.
3.
So when I'm not working, you'll find me Lounging.
Bummin' Around.
Being LAZY.
Watching the boob tube and snacking.
The Battle Against the Laze rages on.
It wasn't always like this, at one point, not 6 months ago, I was able to get up at 5:30am.
Now 5:30am has returned to being that mythical hour of the morning that will only be seen if i've been drinking my face off.
The Laze has a firm grip on me.
The mind screams, get off your soon-to-be-fat-ass and go exercise!
Do something! ANYTHING!
I don't think I could hear it since I was in a sugar-induced coma on my couch...
Need to prevent that Secretary's Spread.
A work-place hazard...like carpal tunnel, nosy coworkers, anything made by Xerox, over-consumption of coffee, and of course, moving and mergers.
The carpal tunnel has been defeated, the proper keyboard/mouse configuration has been achieved and wrist comfort is a reality.
I've accepted that nosy coworkers and Xerox products are part of the deal. jerks.
Over-consumption of coffee must be a way to cope with too much/bad sleep.
Exercise would solve so many problems and improve others...
I have the means. there is plenty of time in the evening.
I have access to a gym, and a pool, and sidewalks . . .
Wait, what's that?
MOTIVATION??
oh right, that's the kicker.
working out is hard work, as you can see...
the fact that my clothes are getting tighter just isn't enough.
where do you draw the line? where does the motivation come from?
pi needs help.
Overworked, yet Lazy.
Figure that one out!
8 comments:
Is that three separate jobs or exploitation of one job?
And...god...that lady is fugly.
haha that picture cracks me up! she looks like a strange sort of animal skin jello mold...
three separate jobs! 3 paychecks!
i'm crazy.
And I thought I was nuts when I had two jobs...
she totally looks like penguin!
Totally learned a new word... and here I thought secretary spread was something you did, not something you became.
LOL i guess it could work either way!
How are you SLP?
Well now that summer is over back to two jobs....
Hmmm...motivation....in my case it's the ability for me to prolong (hopefully) the ability of my benefactors to obtain anything positive ($$$ or otherwise) from my immediate demise.
I usually really rub it in (I'm told my ego can be seen swelling ) when we are out and about when my age is guess wrong ( usually by about 10 years ).
That's Motivation
20 miles a week + weights on non-run days....
but ATL i'm still YOUNG and INVINCIBLE, remember?
and my benefactors will inherit more debt than anything....they keep chanting 'LIVE, LIVE DAMN YOU!'
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