So I went bowling last night. Someone told me they had an open spot on a league team for me.They didn't.
So I chatted up the owner.
After about 20 minutes they found a team that needed a sub...
They said it wouldn't cost me anything...
Hell yeah.
So I bowled with 4 older ladies...one a thin smoker like my gramma, another with the face of a dog, and two heavy sisters.
They were nice people. At first I wasn't sure what to expect.
They like to drink beer.
They smoke Virginia Slims.
They make dirty jokes.
We played poker the whole night, make a mark and draw a card.
I got an earful of a life story from the one lady. Interesting.
OwnerMan said I should check out the Thursday night league, lots of younger single people in that one.
Sure, why not . . . I'm in a new town and a little short on friends, couldn't hurt.
So I went back tonight and scoped it out.
I left with paperwork to be a Cocktail Waitress 2 nights a week.
I've never been a waitress. But I'm pretty sure I can strut around a bowling alley and carry bottles and pitchers of beer.
They pay minimum wage and I get to keep all my tips.
(I get to wear whatever I want, any suggestions?)
Tuesday night is a Full House. 36 lanes of 4-5 people. . .
And bowlers like to drink.
I may have hit a jackpot.
And I get to join a New Family. (awww)
After I got home and pulled into my spot in the garage I decided, on a whim, to clean out the car.
So I left the music blasting, doors open....drag a trash can over...
I'm pitching stuff left n right, really getting into it...
Bustin' a move to some Jamiroquai
On my hands and knees in the back seat...Booty shaking out the back door...
I come up with some stuff to toss, and there's an older guy a few cars down staring at me...
(awkward moment)
Um....Hi!
He just kinda shook his head and walked off.
I knew I shoulda been embarassed...but I just giggled instead.
Whatever. If old men don't like watching me shake my ass while cleaning my car, they can fuck off!
(now that i'm bowling again i might have to re-hash this post . . .)
8 comments:
jamiroquai? who listens to jamiroquai?
oh yeah, I do.
cool.
I also had an older guy shake his head at me the other day, but that's cuz I was drumming on my lawn mower, not cuz my booty was shaking out the back door.
although, if my lawn mower had a back door, it might mean that job would go a lot faster...
I still have my first athletic "team" uniform... my bowling shirt...scary...
Hell the old guy must have been gay. I would have stuck around and watched.
Have a great weekend!
Rye-if you could afford a lawn mower with a back door, you wouldn't have to do it yourself!
SWEET ATL! Is it the brightly colored kind with 2 black stripes on the front?
nah... It's white with the litte front pocket and a Coca-Cola logo on the back..
Is it polyester? Coke logo, damn, were you sponsored?
lol thanks neil :)
Bright colours, to draw attention.
Revealing.
And you've hit the jackpot.
right, tight pink, low cut top should be about right...
i really really want to wear heels, but i don't want to kill myself either!
Good plan on the heels.
Pink always attracts men, just go for the right kinds!
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