I must be 5

So Easter was a big 'So What' this year.

Food was consumed and family time spent...

I didn't receive one chocolate bunny. Thank God.

BUT I DID receive some Ridiculous Easter Crap.

Crap #1: An ewtsy cutesy little pink beeny baby bunny HURL

Crap #2: An ewtsy cutesy bunny in a hat SPEW

Crap #3: A wind chime? A door hanger? I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's got bells and bunnies and it's ugly. RALPH

Crap #4: An oversized yellow fuzzy chick that waddles around on the floor and plays The Chicken Dance. THE DISGUSTING SICKNESS OF FOOD POISONING (if you've ever had it, you know what i mean)

The Chicken Dance is STRICTLY reserved for making an ass of oneself at a wedding.

Retarded and utterly Ridiculous.

And Annoying.

Even my cats were baffled by the idiocy before them.

Last I checked, I was well over the age of 5...

I think it beats the Christmas gift my stepsister gave me.