I have this knack. It could even be considered a talent.
Or maybe I just like looking at crotches.
My name is Spi Pi,
and I am a Crotch Watcher.
If a guy is wearing jeans that fit just right - y'know, a little snug around the naughty bits - I can take a look at said crotch and tell which side pedro is preferring that night.
I don't look at crotches just for this reason, but sometimes it's hard not to notice!
Well, I was at the bar last night, and I noticed that one of my friends was wearing snug jeans:
"So, you're hanging to the left tonight?"
I usually get a questioning look, until they notice that I'm staring at their crotch.
"OH. (looks down) Um, yeah, I guess I am!"
From there the conversation Naturally moved on to masturbation...
The guys began to discuss how their dominant hand isn't always the best for a good yank. A few found their left hand to be better than their right, even though they are right-handed.
One guy said he could go either way.
Well, I HAD to encourage this kind of conversation, especially since we were drunk and talking loudly:
"Lube or Dry?"
Lube: 3 Dry: 1 Ok.
"So, if he's tending towards the left tonight, will you use your left hand?"
They all looked at me, intrigued. After a few moments of reflection:
"I never noticed that it leans to the side I like better!"
Then we discussed the curve: the banana, inverted banana, or flagpole, and if they correlated to which side and/or preferred hand. There was some agreement found between the 3 Lubes.
Then we looked at the one guy that said he could use either hand for dry satisfaction.
"What do you want? I've got an S Curve!"
While looking for an image today I came across suspenders.com and these:
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WTF I say, W...T...F?