Thursday, March 23, 2006

It's HNT!....Speaking of Naked Flesh...

The Jaunty Looking Hobo passed this on to me yesterday:

Hufu: The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!

Whether it's real or not, there are some...interesting 'facts' about it:

HufuTM was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute, as well as vegetarians and vegans. We also found that Hufu is a great product for cannibals who want to quit. Hufu is also a great cannibal convenience food -- no more Friday night hunting raids! Stay at home and enjoy the flavorful, convenient human flesh alternative.

THAT is fucking brilliant! Those are some great marketing skills right there!

Vegetarians and Vegans?! I highly doubt that they would be interested in a human flesh alternative. They already find our tasty little animal friends' flesh repulsive, why the hell would they want to eat simulated human flesh?!

So this stuff is supposed to be like human flavored-tofu. I wonder if has the same jiggly properties as tofu and mayonnaise, or my aunt's thighs.



Shaz said...

That sounds so gross but I'm still vaguely intrigued... I'll bring the bbq sauce.

Spicy Little Pi said...

too bad their website is screwed up. I was curious how much they charge for that stuff...maybe serve it to the boss ;)