Now blogging brings me even more satisfaction since it is expressly forbidden by The Bank.
I'm currently stickin it to the man.
This is going to be a gross post. Just a warning.
The first Random Saying comes from the bar on Friday night... ::flashback lines::
I was in the bathroom and could hear two other ladies chatting...
"Ouch!"
"What?"
"Sometimes it hurts when I wipe."
"What?!"
"Well, the other day when I was shaving in the shower I knicked my crack-mole."
. . . .
"Oh, ow, that sucks."
I wasn't really sure if I should bust out laughing or turn around and puke in disgust...
It's not that crack-moles exist, or even that she was shaving her crack, or even that she knicked her crack-mole while shaving, OR that she was telling someone about it...
...it's that she was donig it in a public bathroom...
Since I'm not going to post a picture of a mole in someone's crack, a naked mole rat will have to
do, which is almost as gross...haHA! while looking for pictures I found this gem:
A lovely plate of Chicken Mole.
mmmmmmm MOLE...
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