What? You mean you don't?!
Well, you should get with the program then...
Occasionally people get adventurous....and then things like this happen:
A friend of mine, let's call him Jesus Christ, wanted to sit on the couch...well, my other friend, let's call her Muffy Vagina, was sitting *exactly* where he wanted to be...
So Jesus picked her up and moved her to the other side of the couch...he sits down...
Only to feel something in the couch cushion underneath him...
Jesus Christ reaches into the couch and pulls out a bright pink vibrator!
Where did THIS come from?!
Muffy Vagina screams, "Oh my God, how did that get up here?!"
"GEE I wonder!! Come ON! We sit on that couch!!" says The Angry Midget Ovary
Muffy grabs the vibrator and runs downstairs to her bedroom...
. . .
About 10 minutes later, Muffy returns, quietly...and there is silence....everyone stares at one another....
AH hahahahaha
She hasn't lived it down yet.
I have accepted the fact that I'm going to hell. Posting a picture of Jesus Christ wielding a brigh pink vibrator was merely to secure my place on the right hand of the dark lord...as is this:
(Ok, it's pretty fucking cool too...)
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