Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Yoda Sessions

Every morning I come into work a half-hour early. (i like the overtime...)

And every morning, there's a NERD in one of portfolio manager's office...

He is your typical financial analyst-type nerd...short, greasy, glasses, a little hunched over, won't make eye contact...

He regards the PM as a fountain of knowledge...and he likes to drink frequently...

You could even say the Nerd sees the PM as his Yoda...

Imagine if Yoda was a Money Manager, would he go a little crazy with The Force and other people's money?

. . .

I bet a tourist stumbles across his drunken, coked-up, hooker laden, shriveled little green body in the gutters of Las Vegas... (or is that Ciavarro?)

...and then asks for an autograph.

2 comments:

Deadpool said...

funny

Spicy Little Pi said...

I was wondering when someone would catch that...