Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Remember Captain Planet?

"Only YOU have the power!"

He always seemed kinda gay to me...

It was SO convenient how every one of the Planteers was from a different part of the world.

But in order to have proper representation they needed a 5th element...

So they came up with 'Heart,' the connection to Mother Earth and the human kind...(right)

What the hell was 'Heart' supposed to do, I mean, talk about being gyped on the powers...

Ma-ti was 'friendly' with the animals...y'know so he could get close to em....start making little hybrid creatures...

Why did the Latin guy have to be the one with heart? Is it the Latin-Lover stereotype?

Come to think of it, Ma-ti always seemed a little gay to me too.

Just look at the hand flourish...and he has a pet monkey...a spider monkey...look at that creepy smile...

"Careful little woodland creatures. I've got a heart-on..."


Creepy.

haHA! found this..a wikipedia knock-off? The Hobo thinks so...

http://www.wannawiki.com/wiki/index.php/Summon_Captain_Planet

Notice the ads down the right side are for Earth Wind & Fire songs!

2 comments:

Jetson Stamina said...

You forgot the greatest offence. Captain planet had a mullet.

Spicy Little Pi said...

Holy Hell! How did I forget!?

The Captain was really white trash deep down, and the mullet was a tribute to his true roots...

Thank you, Jetson!