There's a time and place for everything...like the sex talk...the birds and the bees or whatever you want to call it.My mother is an RN. When I was a kid, she worked at a hospital.
She saw all kinds of crazy things, including the hamster in the bum thing...
I got the sex talk every year after the age of 5.
And every year, it became a little more graphic...like pictures of STDs....thanks, mom!
The last sex talk she ever gave me was around Christmas of 1999...
My boyfriend-at-the-time was present, as was my father (they'd been divorced 18 months at this point)
Talk about embarrassing.
Although they had good reason: not three weeks before she had caught us naked in her bed. oops. I wrote about that wonderful event here.
Or you could just take your kids to the zoo:
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Grandma gave me $30 and told me to chose any girl I wanted... except the one with the adams apple.
That was my sex talk.
Awww so sweet! A multi-species threesome!
Jets Grandma is a smart lady ;) I guess it worked...but what became of the $30?
That looks like a food lover's dream, get it on AND be fed at the same time...what could possible be wrong about that?!
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