Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Random Sayings & Happenings: Never Say Fat Edition

Most people, decent people, know that there are things you should NEVER, EVER, in a Million Years say to your significant other.

Take what the Curious Canary Hunter, herein referred to as Idiot said/did to his (supposedly) beloved Jilted Love Monkey:

He grabbed her.

But not just anywhere.

In the place where she's gained a little weight in the last few months...the 'love handle' area.

He Grabbed her and said, 'I only see this on unhealthy people...(squeezes and shakes her a little) I don't want you to be an unhealthy person...'


The road to hell is paved with good intentions and that is a perrrrfect example why.

Why didn't you just punch her in the face and call her a stupid fat bitch?!

Obviously, someone's in the doghouse. Problem is, he doesn't understand that what he did was INSENSITIVE. (sigh) men.

In other 'Spi Pi & Friends' news the Cute Angry Elf's SO decided to freak her out.

While hanging out into the wee hours of the morn', Blakey decided a random act of pant removal was due.

'I turned my back for a second and he managed to take his pants off! Ugh, you should have seen what he was wearing underneath them...'


'Whatever they were, they were hideous undies.'

To be completely random...(well not completely, The Hobo has been encouraging my brains to think about the strange and unusual =)

What if edible undies were sold in flavors such as Seaweed, and Black Licorice?

I bet there's a reason they don't come in flavors like Shrimp Scampi, Lobster Tail, Oyster, and Anchovie.

That would defeat one of the many purposes of edible undies, now wouldn't it?

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