Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Forbidden Fruit

What is it about Forbidden Fruit?

The fact that you can't have it, makes you want it more?

Sometimes.

Sometimes you just want to see if you can get away with it.

A strange sort of validation,
"Yes, I got the fruit, it wasn't mine, I wasn't supposed to, but I Did."

If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night.


Does it make you feel special?

Or make you feel terrible?

A little bit of both.

Have you ever been cheated on? Have you cheated?

Are you against it?

Then why would you endorse it by encouraging someone else with your charms?

You don't have to worry about them getting too attached. Being too clingy. There won't be any nosing around your stuff, going over everything with a fine toothed comb. The excitement of it?

How do some make it look so easy?

I just returned from Mexico.

Oh really? What were you there for?


My Honeymoon.


Oh...


Yeah it wasn't as great as I'd hoped. I spent most of it alone.


Red Flag.


Are you in love with her?


Course I am, we're very much alike, she's a really good kid.


Red Flag.
(it bothers me when guys refer to their SOs that way...)

You know, we really like you. We'll talk about you every now and then, Tuesday is becoming my favorite night.


Oh really. Despite attachements like your wife or his gf...


You know how I knew you put that $20 bill in your back pocket?

How?

I was staring at your ass.

Charming.

How sweet of them.

Allll kinds at the bowling alley.

What is it with Married Men and the Pi? I've had 3 of them seriously proposition me in the last 7 months...

5 comments:

Tayster said...

I'll tell you what it is. The eyes. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You have these eyes that can make a man forget his own name.

Then the rest of the package only seals the deal.

Spicy Little Pi said...

Thank you, Tayster :o)

but where are the single men?

i swear my timing's way off.

Leafs Fan said...

I know EXACTLY what you mean.

EVERY guy I meet is either in a relaionship or gay!

Shaz said...

Wear a ring on your wedding finger, then the single guys will come out.

Spicy Little Pi said...

think so shaz? i haven't tried that one...