Friday, March 30, 2007

Sweet Jesus!

Literally.

Crazy Catholics everywhere are all messed up about this Milk Chocolate Jesus.

A 6 foot 200 pound milk chocolate Jesus.


Did I mention he's NAKED?!


Yep.

Naked.


No loin cloth.

The Catholics rallied together and made angry phone calls to the hotel hosting the art event.

So they canceled it.

The Catholics are reportedly 'infuriated'


which is exactly how deeply religious people should be!

I'd be pissed if I had to listen to how bad I am for existing and that I'm dirty and I need to confess and get down on my knees and PRAISE THE LORD!!

Not to mention follow one of the most hideous and unkind looking popes in history.

Oh wait.

I'm Catholic!


Whatever.

I think a chocolate Jesus is actually kinda funny.

If some artist wants to make a statement using food in the form of Christ, that's his thing.


The other part that made them 'infuriated' was the fact that the show was to run during HOLY WEEK.

hah, PRAISE THE LORD, and then break off a toe and enjoy!

mmmm chocolately jesus-goodness....

(i'm so going to hell, but we already knew that. I sealed my fate with the picture in this post.)

3 comments:

ptg said...

An Iowan? You should drive over to Omaha to see the Lard Mohammed next week.

ATL LG said...

Peace be with you.

Spicy Little Pi said...

lol Lard Mohammed!

That's way more offensive than a chocolate Jesus!!

You Nebraskans are sick puppies...