Thursday, January 19, 2006

Just do her!

I was assaulted by Spam yesterday morning.

My work email usually doesn't receive Spam about drugs, services, or anything sexual in nature. I get the mundane, 'Get More Training!' and 'Refinance Your Home' type stuff.

That all changed yesterday morning when I received an email titled 'Just Do Her!' from 'Teddy':

Hi there,

Try this special product, Cialis. We have millionsof happy customers alI around the worId. You wiIl qet the perfectfeeling of being a man again!

* Save up to 80% compared to the pharmacies.
* WorIdwide shipping
* Impress your woman today!

Get it here (the typos are all theirs, I did not modify this!)

I would just LOVE to feel like a man again! Right.

My boss received a much more vulgar version:

Finally!

I have always worried about the size of my penis. When I have sex, even though she says that the sex is good, I know that what she really wants is an extra inch!

I saw the advertising for More-Size on TV and was really impressed by the customers reports. The pills work by enhancing the hormone that instructs your body to fill the penis with blood. More and more blood gets pumped into the two large chambers on top of the penis, making your dick harder than ever before. The penis is very very flexible, and adapts well to the increased pressure, getting longer and harder.

The best thing is that once the hormones have been enhanced, they get used to it and you keep your enhanced size for many months after you stop taking the medication
This is the only method that is said to work other than mechanical stretching!

Pumps and creams do NOT have the same long-lasting effects.

I could tell that my penis was getting longer and heavier, but I thought that when I stopped taking them that my erection would shrink back to my original size. I was really surprised!

I have been 4.5" long since adolescence. Since I have been using this formula my penis has been 6.5" long, and my erection is nearly twice the size. Just be careful not to take too much to begin with as the skin needs time to adapt to your new improved dick!

The lengthening is permanent!

I could not believe the results of this prescription. I am back to taking them again and I'm still getting larger! My girlfriend says it is the best product I've ever bought, and she ALWAYS reminds me to take them if I should forget! (I bet she does!)

Take a peek... We know they work. There's a total guarantee with them, too.
If you are not completely satisfied with your length gain and comfort you get your money back. Every penny. No-one sends them back!

Please be aware that if your foreskin is already tight or if your erection is already too hard and causes discomfort, you should consult the advice of your doctor before taking these pills, as the extra size could cause added discomfort

Check it out
http://closefun.com/ms/

WOW.
**Do men frequently have erections that are too hard and cause discomfort?**

So I found this picture of the 'Super Viagra' or Cialis:


Does anyone else think it's funny that the pill itself resembles a nut?

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