Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Return of...

The Mucus Monster!!

I'm fucking sick.


I'm SOOO glad that I get to take Paid Time Off of work to sit on my couch and be SICK.

Oh no, I'd MUCH rather wallow in my own misery with a sinus headache, fever, and sore throat than spend PTO on a beach in some exotic land.

I feel like shit, so *you* should feel like shit.

Wish me 'Get Better' s and 'Get Well Soon' s and then go fuck yourself.

Pitt always said it best: Have a Bad Day.

(Aren't I just lovely when I'm sick?)


Jetson Stamina said...

Get well soon

Spicy Little Pi said...

awww, you're my only friend...