Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Random Musings...

...from the lunch table at Biaggi's:

The topic was Brokeback Mountain; there were 5 men and 3 women, one woman was the only person to have seen it.

Tom, the loudest, most out-spoken, and opinionated of the group commented,

"I really don't think that this story could have happened. I don't think there are gay cowboys out in Montana. Couldn't they have used a different profession? Like gay accountants in Atlanta? "

Then the possibility of gay farmers in Iowa came up.

"Can you imagine Farmer Bob crusing down 80 and seeing Farmer Joe out in the field and decide to stop by for a little Tractor Rendez-vous?"

"Gives new meaning to the phrases, 'Hired Hands,' and 'Pulling Tassles.'"
(don't get me wrong here, I LOVE gay men...)

And, inevitably, "Homo on the Range," came up for the theme song.

Funny, someone already thought of that:

Parody of "Home on the Range"
(Higley/Kelley) Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Oh give me a show
Where the blood and guts flow
And the teens get their limbs slashed away
It's artistic stuff
Watchin' heads get blown off
But it's smut if there's cowboys that's gay

Ho - mo on the range?!
All them lib'rals and queers are deranged
So flay Jesus Christ On my widescreen it's nice
But I'll die if them cowboys are gay!
© Spaff.com 2006+

...from instant messages:

"there's a wind advisory for today.... what a surprise!"

"at least it isn't butt-ass cold. "

"when did 'butt-ass' become a synonym for 'extremely' "

"it really doesn't make sense!"

"it's an english language construct called "the double posterior" "

...from the bus stop:

Hey, LOOK!! There's a guy with a mullet!



So does that mean he's a Mull-Asian?


This picture and many, many more can be found at

Mullet Junky

It's a strange affliction, but quite entertaining for the rest of us!


Jetson Stamina said...

Let's talk lesbian cowgirls. Seriously. That's where it's at.

Lola yells to Darlene. "I Can't Quit Yah"

Spicy Little Pi said...

HA! Have to be sure to cast the lipstick lesbos, I don't think anyone wants to see the tube-sock lesbos in all their manly glory...