Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Crazy Cat, Lady

My mother's cat, Sheba.

She's a bitch.

She doesn't like other cats.

She doesn't meow, she Whines.

She likes to roll around in her Kitty Weed, and she gets it often - twice a day.

She gets so much of it, she has a Weed-Reserve set up on the family room carpet. (she'll roll around in it between hits)

She likes to be brushed. Every morning.

She will only drink water from the faucet.

She is picky about her food. There are brands she won't eat.

She's been picking at the fur on her stomach. She now has bald spots. She even managed to get one of them infected.

The Vet doesn't know what's wrong with her.

Second opinion: She's neurotic.

She has Separation Anxiety. She doesn't like to be left alone, if she is, she starts to act out.

That cat has more toys than I did growing up!

Spoiled little brat.

At least I'm not Crazy.

1 comment:

Spicy Little Pi said...

Sheba is a stout 12 pound Tonkinese.

(Half-burmese, half-siamese.)

She is around 8 yrs old and enjoys lounging in the sun, chasing flies, and curling up in the electric blanket.

She carry her favorite toys to the nearest human when she wants to play.

Just in case you were curious.