HuMp DaY!

I received this last night at 10:02pm :

Damn, I was going to give my stinky little friend a bath but I lost his shampoo... and yes I do mean tits

You can only imagine what was going through Pi's head...

'Tits' actually refers to Tits McGee, a ferret owned by my buddy Naked Hummus.

Tits has a few odd behaviors, he is literally an ankle biter. If he hears that really bad cell phone alarm sound he will attack the nearest patch of exposed flesh....he races toward it, like a fly to shit.

It's freaky.

And the HuMp DaY Picture:

The Crotch Master Pose is specially designed to improve balance and abdominal strength...