Monday, August 28, 2006

Random Sayings & Happenings: Cuz I Feel Like it.

Since there isn't enough to write a complete and rational story, let's just string some unrelated events together, shall we?

Saturday I proved to myself that I cannot be trusted to wander around a mall or any store that's having a sale.

Especially if I'm carrying a credit card. (evil}:)

The only time I spent outside in the daylight was walking to and from my car.

SIGH Silly female urges.

I caught the last hour of various movies.

Like Groundhog Day, one of my favorites.

Some Australian movie from the early '90s with a young Russell Crowe looking all small-town cowboy.



Takes me back to childhood.

The costumes are ridiculously cheesey and over the top. I've never seen so many sequins!

Flash I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!

What a selfless statement.

Best line I heard: She's magnificent. We will take her and breed with her and send our Imperial Progeny to repopulate your planet.

Oh, Snap?

This morning as I was exiting the highway, after my excruciating almost-3-mile-commute, I saw a license plate that made me giggle.

Then it made me think. . . WTF

We've all seen the stupid macho plates, I've even seen one that said GET BEER...

But who would WANT THIS for a license plate?

A big THANKS to the little intern that took stupid shit off my desk, which allowed me to blog at work today!


corrupted_hockey_fan said...

The bearded guy is hot.

Spicy Little Pi said...

he's all man and he's all yours!

corrupted_hockey_fan said...

Sweet...I'll call him...Archibald...

Deadpool said...

what's a silly female urge?

Spicy Little Pi said...

There are so many!

The one I succombed to was drowning my sorrows by spending copious amounts of CA$H

damn that always makes me feel better.

Archibald is a very suitable name!

ATL LG said...

OK... CALL the next time you want to spend cash ( or charge ) just for the pleasure of it!

It's scary...I'm flipping ( cause of my ADD ) then I start looking at all the dates of the movies ( cause of my OCD ) and I remember, Flash Gordon, Charolette's Web, and many others ...then thinking I'm PAYING for these?!

I miss my "vanity" plate of years gone by UAMAZD ( on my then cool little "sports car" )

Spicy Little Pi said...

are you opening a spenders anonymous hotline?!

charlotte's wed rocked. i loved that movie. i even carved her image into a linoleum tile in the 8th grade and made a stamp! i'm so cool.

was your little sports car red by chance?

ATL LG said...

the pig gave me the best line I still use when meeting people...
"Greetings and Salutations!" everyone knows they have heard it before but the looks you get...

Not red...Black and Gold...
a true rarity a Cosworth Vega

Spicy Little Pi said...

sweet! a pimp-mobile!

Greetings and Salutations...isn't the in Charlotte's Web?!