Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Resident Appreciation Week

Oh YES!

It's Resident Appreciation Week at my complex!

The have a Whole BUNCH of FUN activities planned to help everyone meet their neighbors!

There's probably 380-400 apartments in the 'complex' which is one 'W' shaped building.

As I've said before, a good portion of them are RETIRED.

Monday: Grab 'n Go Breakfast

This was a pretty good fucking idea. As I drove out of the parking garage, there was a hot maintenance guy with a bag 'o breakfast waiting for me.

Now that's service.

Tuesday: Ice Cream Social

Skipped it. I bet it was lame.

Wednesday (today): BINGO

PASS. Who knows what kinds of hijinks could occur!

Though if I did go and I won a round I would TOTALLY rub in the nearest senior's face!

Thursday: Movie on the lawn

A family friendly movie with pop/popcorn shown on one of the grassy knolls in one of the courtyards.

Depending on the level of 'family friendliness' I might go. I'll yell and throw popcorn like an obnoxious brat.

Friday: Wine Fest

Now that's more like it. Wine, cheese, crackers.

::AHEM::
FREE FOR 3 HOURS

Hell yeah. Then let's go swimming!

Saturday: Pool Party Luau

Cook out pool side, raffle off stupid prizes...

I'll be busy making $$

As cheesey as all this shit is, I'll probably either:

a) find some acceptable young & employed's

or

b) find out I'm the coolest person at the party cuz everyone else my age figured it'd be lame and is in their apt getting drunk without me

Any Guesses?

10 comments:

corrupted_hockey_fan said...

Hoping for A, though the drunk tempatation makes B likely as well...

Spicy Little Pi said...

hah so i didn't make it to bingo.

i have the hickey to prove it!

damn men can't control themselves...

ATL LG said...

I guess with stuff like this I approach it with 1) Do I HAVE ( not may have ) anything better? 2) What are my chances for scoring, meeting someone cool or ( my favorite ) getting wasted for free or close to free. Then I'm game. Hell I would have had fun at the Bingo thing and who knows may gotten hit on and flirted with some blue haired ladies just to make both our nights seem fun.
Who me life of the party? Hell yes!

Hey have some real fun and switch the movie over to some good porn and then sit back and laugh.

Then so up on Friday with a bottle of Thunderbird and/or Boone's Farm.
( ahh the good ol high schools days )

Hickey comment: Well YOU stayed still long enough for it to occur so YOU must have been enjoying SOMETHING! DING!

Spicy Little Pi said...

GUILTY.

Guilty as charged.

Flirting with the blue hairs would work well for you, but I'm not sure how well me flirting with an old man would ge (esp if his cold old wife is sitting there)

and all I can think of when old men are around if 'EEWWW wrinkly balls.'

you might have to prive that life of the party comment if/when I visit my friend my ATL!

corrupted_hockey_fan said...

Was he hot?

Spicy Little Pi said...

worse.

the X.

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