Thursday, September 14, 2006

She's Different

So I went bowling last night. Someone told me they had an open spot on a league team for me.

They didn't.

So I chatted up the owner.

After about 20 minutes they found a team that needed a sub...

They said it wouldn't cost me anything...


Hell yeah.


So I bowled with 4 older ladies...one a thin smoker like my gramma, another with the face of a dog, and two heavy sisters.

They were nice people. At first I wasn't sure what to expect.

They like to drink beer.

They smoke Virginia Slims.

They make dirty jokes.

We played poker the whole night, make a mark and draw a card.

I got an earful of a life story from the one lady. Interesting.

OwnerMan said I should check out the Thursday night league, lots of younger single people in that one.

Sure, why not . . . I'm in a new town and a little short on friends, couldn't hurt.

So I went back tonight and scoped it out.

I left with paperwork to be a Cocktail Waitress 2 nights a week.

I've never been a waitress.
But I'm pretty sure I can strut around a bowling alley and carry bottles and pitchers of beer.

They pay minimum wage and I get to keep all my tips.

(I get to wear whatever I want, any suggestions?)

Tuesday night is a Full House. 36 lanes of 4-5 people. . .

And bowlers like to drink.

I may have hit a jackpot.

And I get to join a New Family. (awww)

After I got home and pulled into my spot in the garage I decided, on a whim, to clean out the car.

So I left the music blasting, doors open....drag a trash can over...

I'm pitching stuff left n right, really getting into it...

Bustin' a move to some Jamiroquai

On my hands and knees in the back seat...Booty shaking out the back door...

I come up with some stuff to toss, and there's an older guy a few cars down staring at me...

(awkward moment)

Um....Hi!

He just kinda shook his head and walked off.

I knew I shoulda been embarassed...but I just giggled instead.

Whatever. If old men don't like watching me shake my ass while cleaning my car, they can fuck off!

(now that i'm bowling again i might have to re-hash this post . . .)

8 comments:

RyeGuy said...

jamiroquai? who listens to jamiroquai?

oh yeah, I do.

cool.

I also had an older guy shake his head at me the other day, but that's cuz I was drumming on my lawn mower, not cuz my booty was shaking out the back door.

although, if my lawn mower had a back door, it might mean that job would go a lot faster...

ATLLG said...

I still have my first athletic "team" uniform... my bowling shirt...scary...

Hell the old guy must have been gay. I would have stuck around and watched.

Have a great weekend!

Spicy Little Pi said...

Rye-if you could afford a lawn mower with a back door, you wouldn't have to do it yourself!

SWEET ATL! Is it the brightly colored kind with 2 black stripes on the front?

ATLLG said...

nah... It's white with the litte front pocket and a Coca-Cola logo on the back..

Spicy Little Pi said...

Is it polyester? Coke logo, damn, were you sponsored?

lol thanks neil :)

Anonymous said...

Bright colours, to draw attention.

Revealing.

And you've hit the jackpot.

Spicy Little Pi said...

right, tight pink, low cut top should be about right...

i really really want to wear heels, but i don't want to kill myself either!

Anonymous said...

Good plan on the heels.

Pink always attracts men, just go for the right kinds!